Websites work 365 days a year.

Websites don’t get moody.

Websites don’t get an “attitude” with patients on the phone.

Websites never get bored with their job.

Websites don’t need maternity leave.

Websites don’t need vacation.

Website don’t need personal leave.

Websites don’t get tired.

Websites don’t talk trash about their co-workers- unless you tell them to.

Websites don’t steal office supplies.

Websites won’t borrow your stapler and not return it.

Websites don’t have sick kids to care of.

Websites actually want to do what you tell them to do.

Websites don’t have a “life”.

Websites are completely committed to your medical practice.

Websites don’t get distracted by the attractive delivery guy.

Websites don’t need a smoke break.

Websites don’t get their feelings hurt.

Websites don’t complain about being fat.

Websites don’t drink the last soda in the fridge.

Websites don’t expect special treatment on their birthday.